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Burn Book

Burn Book

The Burn Book is a book created by The Plastics to start rumors, stories and gossip about all the girls (and several guys) who go to North Shore High School.

History

Most of the members in The Plastics contributed to creating this book. The only girls who were not mentioned were Cady HeronGretchen Wieners, and Karen Smith because they played a part in writing some of the pages in the book.

After Regina George found out the truth about the Kalteen Bars, she added herself to the book as "an ugly sleaze" to help prove she wasn't the one who wrote it.

Regina took the Burn Book into Mr. Duvall's office, saying she found it in the girls' bathroom. She then left the office to distribute photocopied pages of the Burn Book around the school hallways.  

When students learned about this, it sparked huge controversy to both female students and teachers. Later, it all ended when Cady took the blame for the whole "Burn Book" incident. 

Known Captions

  1. Trang Pak is a grossly little bitch. Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr. (Still true)
  2. Bethany Byrd has an amazing ability to suppress her gag reflex. Uses Super Jumbo Tampons... sleaze.
  3. Muckleroy takes medication for the boil on his back... side.
  4. [Name off camera, ending with "gson"] Didn't shower for a month.. during SUMMER, and to this day still hasn't washed her hair.
  5. Something to the effect that reveals Sun Jin Dinh also made out with Coach Carr.
  6. Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin (still half true). Dawn Schweitzer has a huge stomach.
  7. Amber D'Alessio made out with a stranger.
  8. Janis Ian - dyke.
  9. Damian Leigh, too gay to function.
  10. Kaitlyn Caussin is a fat harlot.
  11. Sharon Norbury: Ms. Norbury is a PUSHER, a SAD OLD DRUG PUSHER.
  12. Tim Pak and Kevin Gnapoor: Teacher's Pets (excuse me, there's something on your nose!)
  13. Regina George: This girl is the nastiest dirty bitch I've ever met. Do not trust her. She is an ugly sleaze.

Trivia

  • In the Musical, the captions are written about backstage crew members.
  • There was a time the Burn Book fell into the orchestra pit and it had to be thrown back on stage.
  • Amber D'Alessio's original quote was "Gave a striptease to a hotdog," however that line was cut out so the movie could keep a PG-13 rating.
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