- "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."
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Homeschooled Boys are five unnamed characters from Mean Girls. While none of their on-screen names have been stated in the movie, three of them are portrayed by Graham Kartna, Ely Henry, and David Aherne.
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The homeschooled boys only make a single, brief appearance in the film, when Cady Heron stated that "homeschooled kids are freaks", with the five interrupting her reminisce and giving an iconic one-liner which can be read above.